Title: Saggy-Faced Satsuma

acast Time: 1:18:28
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acast Publication Date: October 12, 2022
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Please Welcome a Man
Who’s just stolen some of Stewart Lee’s Lynx.

Acronym Modification

Cool Kids
I was talking to Squirtle and Bublarsaur from Pokémon. My kids have started getting into Pokémon.

Guest Best Known
As the Cockroach King.


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Member Member Note

Emergency Questions

What’s the worst cheese that you’d still be prepared to eat?

I mean, I do love cheese. […] I’m trying to think of a bad cheese. I used to think the Kraft slices were bad cheese. A bit snooty about it. But if you cook some macaroni and just lob endless amounts of them in and stir it, it’s delicious, the macaroni cheese. I think so. Bad cheese? Just give me a second. Oh, I don’t like those ones that have got freaking – look like a cake. They’ve got bits of date in or… I don’t quite know what they’ve got in them.

If you had to do a human centipede with two other people, if you had to, but you could choose the two other people, and you’re in the middle, who would you choose?

First of all, thank you for the question. Thank you for plucking that one out. You could have asked me, “Do I wish Direct Sports sold meat?” Do you know what I mean? But no, we’re in a human centipede. Richard, man. So I want, I suppose, someone clean up front. Any of the Canadian 2000 Olympic swimming team.  bet they’re clean. What happens around the back? What happens around the back? *RH explains the dynamics of the human centipede.* Whoa. That needs to be an enemy. ‘Cause I have a particular problem down there. See, that’s it. *Mimics sound of disgust made by audience.* Honestly, when you go to the doctor and you say, “I’m depressed, it’s hard, isn’t it? So you say you’ve hurt something. Oh, by the way – I’m not feeling too good, or whatever. With this stigma with it. If you’re – My wife would kill me for talking about this. Let’s stop now. It’s not my role to get rid of the stigma for that area. I mean, I’m tempted because I’m obsessed.

If you could go into a chrysalis and turn into anything else – you can melt in there if you want – and you still have your memories, what would you turn into on the other side?

Would I like to be something else? Do you know what I’ve always fancied? I wonder what life is like if you’re, like, born six foot four, rugby league, massive strong man. That’s interesting. I wonder what that life’s like. It wouldn’t be interesting, wouldn’t it?


This is BM’s third appearance.

Last week’s episode recordings were cancelled due to the death of Queen Elizabeth II.

RH notes that the best cheese is halloumi, which BM disagrees with. RH notes that feta is his least favourite cheese that he would still eat.

BM tells jokes from a joke book called Old Jokes.

BM notes that earlier that day his son had cut BM’s hair.