Title: John the Mouse

acast Time: 1:08:38
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Original Record Date: Unknown
acast Publication Date: November 23, 2022
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Please Welcome a Man
Who’s been told he’ll be sent off if he wears his armband.

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Cool Kids
I was talking to David Beckham the other day and he said that the Qatar government has said he’s not allowed to say anything at all, but that Victoria calls it…

Guest Best Known
For his appearance in 2014 on Big Brother’s Bit on the Side.


Better or Worse than Last Week: Better
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Member Member Note
David Frew asked JA the name of the musical project he was involved with
berated by RH for addressing the guest

Emergency Questions

What’s the worst cheese that you’d still be prepared to eat?

I mean, are you trying to get me to say knob cheese? I’d give it a go. I’ve never heard of anyone dying of that.

Do you have any clear childhood memories that simply can’t be true?

I have a memory of floating down the stairs in Banbury. And just getting to the top of the stairs and just going, just down like that. And then loanding on two feet and walking and not mentioning it to anyone. Walking into the living room and not saying to anyone, “Guess what just happened?” That happened and it was real.

Do you think the photo that will accompany your obituary has yet been taken or do you think it will come in the future?

I mean, well it depends when I’m going to die, doesn’t it? If I die sooner rather than later then yeah, and I hope it’s, um, uh, I hope it’s around… between 2017 to 2018. That was when I looked my best.

If you could go into a chrysalis and turn into anything else – you can melt in there if you want – and you still have your memories, what would you turn into on the other side?

Probably the Rock. That’s everyone’s answer, isn’t it? I think that’d be most people’s answer. *RH asks whether JA would like to be a big, beefy, handsome man.* Yeah, I don’t want to work for all that, so I’d like to just become muscly like him one day. *RH asks whether JA thinks he could ever become as muscular as the Rock.* I think anyone could. I think I could. 8RH notes that the Rock starts from a certain level and works up from there.* Well, I’ve just got to get to that level. And then I’ll work up from there. You think I’m a little bit of gravel? I could become a pebble and then go Rock. *RH asks how JA’s comedy would change if he was extremely muscular.* We’ll see how the heckling show goes.

If you had to have sex with a right-wing politician, if you had to, which Tory, right-wing politician would you have sex with?

Oh, there was a photo of Princess Anne when she was younger. She was fit. I think by default all of them are right-wing. I think it’s impossible. If you were left-wing and you were in that fucking family and you continued to be in that family… You can’t. You can’t be left-wing and be in that family.


This is JA’s fifth appearance.

RH reveals that Richard E. Grant blocked him on Twitter.

RH notes that Limmy (who has also been a guest) had a falling out with Richard E. Grant as well. RH imagined a scenario where he would re-record Richard E. Grant’s episode, but have Limmy play Richard E. Grant and give all the repsonses REG gave during the original episode recording.

RH notes that he may release the Richard E. Grant episode after REG’s death.

Right-wing sex question framed as the most right-wing person, rather than specifically politician.