Title: Half a Melted KitKat

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acast Publication Date: February 15, 2023
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Please Welcome a Man
Who is not going to the Edinburgh Fringe this year.

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Cool Kids
I was talking to Christopher Walken the other day about Walken in Bristol. *Sings:* Walken in Bristol. Isn’t it? It would be better if it was Memphis but, you know… Can’t have everything. He calls is WIB. And he calls this…

Guest Best Known
For her appearance on The Fifty Funniest Moments of 2014.

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Emergency Questions

If you could go into a chrysalis and turn into anything else – you can melt in there if you want – and you still have your memories, what would you turn into on the other side?

Ah, a robin. A robin, yeah. Well, I just thought of it because I was at the Book Warehouse today. I don’t know if any of you know that robins are your dead relatives that have come to visit you at important times. This is such… You’re honestly such a godless country here. Of course it is! So I was in the Book Warehouse signing all the books and then the guy at the factory guy went, “Oh, a robin.” And then I turned around and my dead gran was watching me. And she was saying, like, “I’m proud of you.” *RH asks how FB determined the robin was her gran.* Well, what I like to think is my gran and my granddad in the same robin’s body, watching me. But robins only live eigtheen months. *RH presumes that when they die robins just become new robins.* No, they go back to being a granny.

Is there anything you’d like named after you?

Before I came here, someone messaged on Instagram to say, “I just met a baby named after you. I thought you should know.” Fern Brady, the baby. Yeah, so there’s a baby.

Notes

This is FB’s third appearance.