Title: Chlorine Allergy

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acast Publication Date: February 22, 2023
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Please Welcome a Man
Whose zombie dreams have come true.

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Cool Kids
I was talking to the Millennium Bug the other day. Remember him? Twenty-three years old he is now. Still going well.

Guest Best Known
For being the editorial assistant on the Dora the Explorer magazine.


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Emergency Questions

Would you rather date a man who was a 6-foot tall penis with a face like Mark Reckless or a man who instead of having a penis had a tiny man growing out of there?

*RH advises that JW previously stated that he would date the man with a tiny man for a penis.* Well, I just think day-to-day, I think… I mean, once the man’s dressed, it doesn’t matter. But the moment you’re walking around with a six foot-tall penis next to you, more questions are going to be asked than just a bloke.

Would you rather date a woman who was a 6-foot tall vulva, or a woman who instead of having a vagina had another tiny woman in her place?

Could I just say, that of all the 39 years of my life, that’s the worst use of the word “burrow” that I’ve ever heard. It’s probably the first outside children’s literature. Um, so does she go out? So has she got a day-to-day life? *RH confirms that she well may.* Well, it’s not much of an issue then, is it? When’s she in? What hours is she keeping? Has she got a job? But, say she keeps office hours, she’s only going to be in for four or five hours before she goes to sleep. That’s fine. It’s like having a flatmate. *RH muses as to what a six foot-tall vulva would “include”.* I’ve got to say, at this point, you wrote the question. Don’t come to me for quibbles about the question.

Is there anything you’d like named after you?

I don’t think anything deserves to be named after me. What, like a bench? No, I don’t think so. I’d find that awkward. Something like… So, Widdicombe is a thing, it’s a place. Widecombe-in-the-Moor, which is near where I grew up. So that’s kind of named after me. And it’s slightly annoying because – And there’s Widdicombe’s Cornish Honey, which my uncle makes. There’s a reason why they went with the other side of the honey for Who Do You Think You Are.


This is JW’s second appearance.

RH and JW are the only two Taskmaster Champion of Champions.

The dating a man question is a follow-up to when RH asked this same question in his original podcast episode with JW.

The dating a woman question is framed as the tiny woman living in a burrow where the vagina would be.