Title: Adelaide Clowns

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acast Publication Date: April 19, 2023
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Please Welcome a Man
Who knows how to spend his Saturday night.

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Cool Kids
I was hanging around with the twins from Funhouse. Remember them? Fucking hell; they’re quite old. The also – I looked them up – *receives assistance from the audience* Melanie and Martina. Well done. Some remember them a bit too well.

Guest Best Known
For playing Tarone Vincent in Death in Paradise.

Audience

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Emergency Questions

What’s the longest it’s taken you to realize something wasn’t a joke?

That is a hard question. I can’t answer that in an emergency way.

If you had to do a human centipede with two other people, if you had to, but you could choose the two other people, and you’re in the middle, who would you choose?

You know, my initial thought was, You don’t really get to chat with them. I’m sort of picking people as though it were a dinner party. Well, it wouldn’t make a difference. I’ll never see their face. Well, I guess it would have to be diet-based. For the front. A vegan, maybe? I don’t know. Do they eat good stuff? […] I guess someone… Cameron Diaz. I think I’ve seen her talking about eating, like – about her diet. For the back, I guess, like… For comfort, someone with fake lips, maybe. Who’s got fake lips nowadays? Someone from TOWIE? Amy Childs.

If you could go into a chrysalis and turn into anything else – you can melt in there if you want – and you still have your memories, what would you turn into on the other side?

Cameron Diaz? I mean, I guess it would have to be human. Well, I think it has to be for me. Because what’s the point of being here if you’re going to be a table? Sorry, no offense but like, you know. For those who believe in reincarnation, you don’t want to come back as a table, man. No, it would have to be a human, I guess. Um, it would be… Now? We’re talking now? Like, present day? Shit, man. Um… I can’t. I mean… It’s hard to say you want to be someone else because, you know, everyone has their problems. Hmm. Janet Jackson. She’s probably got a lot of problems, but I think, like, to be Michael Jacksons sister, and not be referred to as Michael Jackson’s sister, she’s probably had a great life. […] She’s done her own thing. I reckon she’s had a great life. *RH notes that Janet Jackson did the same thing as Michael Jackson.* She acted more than him. Got you there.

If you could have a hand made of ham or an armpit that dispensed sun cream, which would you prefer?

Hand made out of ham. Each and every time.

Have you ever been potholing?

No, what’s that? *RH describes potholing.* Fuck, that sounds shit. There’s no way I’m doing that. *RH notes that previous guest Nish Kumar has been potholing.* Yeah, but he’s sort of curious, isn’t he? He’s just, like, interested in stuff and he’ll try it out. I’m not that kind of… no. I want my hobbies to be low-maintenance.

Do you remember the first time you were stung?

No, never. They can’t get me.

Notes

This is KSB’s second appearance.

During the introduction, RH notes that the Funhouse twins are available for private party bookings. RH muses that he may hire them to visit his home.

RH notes that he’d like to have Ralf Little as a guest.

The previous episode featuring KSB was recorded over Zoom due to the COVID-19/coronavirus lockdown. This is their first in -person meeting.

RH reveals that he was once cast as Hamlet in a lunchtime sketch review.

KSB notes that, following his first interview with RH, someone created a Wikipedia page for him.

RH improvises a version of the Funhouse theme song.

The bee-stinging emergency question was framed as asking whether or not KSB had ever been stung by a bee.